Living Well Health Master Review
February 10, 2010 | Reviews
Before the human pez dispenser of platitudes Dr Phil was on the scene, the go-to chrome-domed glad-hander and hero to the unemployed was of course, Montel Williams.
Half cut-rate therapist and matchmaker (if you consider the pairing by paternity test a mom and her would-be flight risk of a dead-beat dad matchmaking), Montel amazingly, received a Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Talk Show Host.
Of course, during the 90s, anyone who even attempted to shy away from dueling monozygotic dwarfs and men who banged a sitter while mom was battling chemo, was thusly awarded (See Oprah, whose lowly origins as a peddler of exploitative crapola seem to have been forgotten with her up with people, up with Body Mass Index MO)
With days counseling pregnant teens a distant memory, Montel’s current paying gig is one that has him wowing the insomniac set as an infomercial pitchman for the Living Well Healthmaster, a digital emulsifying device that is by any other name, a blender.
The Healthmaster is a marvel that can crush more ice than a Zamboni at a Monster Truck rally, and, as it’s pointed out, with 2 horsepower of centrifugal force, is more like an outboard motor (this is something to keep in mind if you’re trolling through a margarita instead of a swamp)
that poor avocado didn't know what hit it
Montel has asked the manufacturers of this Health Master (which can ‘power a small boat’) to “knock off one easy payment if you call now”:
Conversation:
Montel: “Can you knock a payment off one of the 5 easy payments?
Manufacturer of the Living Well Healthmaster: “Listen buddy, we determine the price point thank you very much.”
Testimonials:
The device, which makes “stealth veggies”, (vegetables that interfere with radar technology?) is no doubt deserving of this military comparison as it can also “decimate chunks of solid concrete”, handy if you’ve got some government stimulus money kicking around for road repair.
“I’ve tried every pill, diet and exercise program and I thank Montel!”
We wonder if this person has donned tights and kicked their dignity away to Turbo Jam?
The digital emulsifying device “literally pulverizes fruits, legumes and leafy vegetables” and is specifically designed for people “who would never eat a plate of vegetables”, which seems like the target demographic is one which is a good decade away from being able to legally own a credit card.
Stay tuned.
This Healthmaster is similar to the Vitamix, which sells for twice as much. The only thing that keeps me from getting the Healthmaster is that although they have a 100 years warranty, a bit extreme unless I bequest it to my children and them to theirs, you have to re-pack the whole thing, pay to have it ship there and back, be out of a blender for at least a few weeks. Vitamix gives you instructions and send you the part you need so you can fix it yourself, which in most case solve the problem.
Hi,
I own and write for http://www.bpaplastic.com. Someone has left a comment using my content under the name of “Lynn Yeager”. I found it under Copyscape.
I realize that this is not your fault – could you please remove the top comment?
I will check back…
Thanks.
I wrote the content published at http://hubpages.com/hub/Safe-Plastics-Vs-Unsafe-Plastics over two years ago and stand by that information. It was researched heavily using a wide variety of publicly available sources, each of which was vetted to ensure that it was reliable and I also made sure that I reviewed the \”official\” positions of the plastics industries as well so that I would not be in danger of unreasonable bias.
There is strong reason to be concerned with the health ramifications of too much plastic in our consumer-driven society. Whether we are dealing with the waste issue or the question of how much damage plastics can do to us on the cellular level, these issues are something which we all should pay attention to at some point.
The nonsense about the content at bpaplastic.com having been plagiarized by the above posting or by my original published article rings of a clear attempt to drive traffic to that person\’s web site. She posted similar comments (under two different user names, which were traced to the same source) on my page as well, but my article was published much earlier than hers. Besides this, the content is based on many publicly available sources which can be readily found on the web.
I strongly encourage everyone reading this to do their research on the safety of plastics. Education is the first step toward positive change and no single source will give the full breadth of the story.
http://hubpages.com/hub/bpa-free-bottles
BPA is found in a number of kitchen appliances. It is best to stick with BPA free juicers with little or no plastic parts.