Psychic says no rest for Steve Jobs
October 22, 2012 | Pics
It must be tough to be a psychic these days – we’re guessing even tougher to grift people in the throes of a recession that is.
Some, like the enterprising fellow right, doesn’t just specialize in the usual hoodoo nonsense we’ve come to expect and dismiss outright, but also in of all things, alopecia.
Yes folks, that means this psychic is literally a bald-faced liar.
Now, according to Time Magazine (We divine a similar fate to that of Newsweek, if they keep covering such issues) a psychic is claiming that Apple founder Steve Jobs is having a rough go of it posthumously. No, his ghost is not haunting the world’s largest manufacturing centre, Foxconn, but “he’s had to do a lot of reviewing of his life…Right now he knows the lesson he has to learn, but he hasn’t learned it yet.”
We figured his toughest test would be the inability to answer life’s alarm clock. The above statement is just the kind of vagary that keeps the psychic business rolling.
“We’re ready to develop a test that suits the individual psychic perfectly, which we can carry out at the psychic’s convenience.”
