Comments for The Shark Guys http://www.thesharkguys.com Biting Comedy. A humor website, by the authors of The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death (Penguin Canada) Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:45:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 Comment on Battling the Red-Haired Menace: Happy Kick a Ginger Day by nappyhead http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/11/21/battling-the-red-menace-happy-kick-a-ginger-day/#comment-396 nappyhead Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:39:03 +0000 http://www.thesharkguys.com/?p=2055#comment-396 it's interesting that people have chosen to kick redheads since according to a study completed in 2002, they are more sensitive to pain and require more anesthetic for procedures (see: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2923-red-heads-suffer-more-pain.html) Although, it should be noted that a 2005 study seems to contradict this directly (see: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/an/story/CTVNews/20050812/ginger_hair_pain_050811). Additionally, we should be wary of taking out too much violence on redheads since they're already in danger of extinction, not (necessarily) because of mean, nasty humans, but just by dint of evolution and genetics (see: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/living/2002266852_redhair09.html) so, instead of being reviled or beaten to a pulp, people should reconsider their malign intentions. Find a nice redhead out there (they exist! i know a few) and maybe suggest they begin immediate steps to finding another redhead to procreate with. Otherwise you may have no one to kick by 2100... it’s interesting that people have chosen to kick redheads since according to a study completed in 2002, they are more sensitive to pain and require more anesthetic for procedures (see: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2923-red-heads-suffer-more-pain.html) Although, it should be noted that a 2005 study seems to contradict this directly (see: http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/an/story/CTVNews/20050812/ginger_hair_pain_050811).

Additionally, we should be wary of taking out too much violence on redheads since they’re already in danger of extinction, not (necessarily) because of mean, nasty humans, but just by dint of evolution and genetics (see: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/living/2002266852_redhair09.html)

so, instead of being reviled or beaten to a pulp, people should reconsider their malign intentions. Find a nice redhead out there (they exist! i know a few) and maybe suggest they begin immediate steps to finding another redhead to procreate with. Otherwise you may have no one to kick by 2100…

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]]> Comment on The Top 10 Best NFL Names: Dick Butkus Would Approve by He Hate People Who Can't Read http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/08/01/the-top-10-best-nfl-names-dick-butkus-would-approve/#comment-394 He Hate People Who Can't Read Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:21:59 +0000 http://stephenyoung.ca/thesharkguys/?p=161#comment-394 "Anonymous", Time to invest in a new copy of Street & Smith. Ron Smart hasn't been on the Panthers since the end of the 2005 season. “Anonymous”,

Time to invest in a new copy of Street & Smith. Ron Smart hasn’t been on the Panthers since the end of the 2005 season.

]]> Comment on Remote Control Beer Pager: Paging Doctor Drunk by nonamedufus http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/11/19/remote-control-beer-pager-paging-doctor-drunk/#comment-392 nonamedufus Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:50:11 +0000 http://www.thesharkguys.com/?p=2023#comment-392 I know what I want for Christmas! I know what I want for Christmas!

]]> Comment on Top 10 Least Appetizing Cookbooks Money Can Buy, Part II by Craig http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/10/10/top-10-least-appetizing-cookbooks-money-can-buy-part-ii/#comment-391 Craig Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:35:19 +0000 http://www.thesharkguys.com/?p=1352#comment-391 These really are the worst cookbooks ever... These really are the worst cookbooks ever…

]]> Comment on DVD Review: Redacted is Ridiculous ** (out of 5) by Beezle http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/11/18/dvd-review-redacted-is-ridiculous-out-of-5/#comment-390 Beezle Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:46:35 +0000 http://www.thesharkguys.com/?p=1910#comment-390 I found "In the Valley of Elah" bad for many of the same reasons. Its political bent was obvious. The director hated the Iraq War, and he fashioned an incredibly unbelievable plot to drive the point home that the war was wrong. A really good and subtle performance by Tommy Lee Jones was wasted in a trashy, heavy-handed plot. I'm no fan of the Irag War, but the conclusion of that film was insulting. Liberals don't help anybody by making their own propaganda films. Give me a classy piece of work like say "Good Night and Good Luck" and I'll take the message on board. I found “In the Valley of Elah” bad for many of the same reasons. Its political bent was obvious. The director hated the Iraq War, and he fashioned an incredibly unbelievable plot to drive the point home that the war was wrong. A really good and subtle performance by Tommy Lee Jones was wasted in a trashy, heavy-handed plot. I’m no fan of the Irag War, but the conclusion of that film was insulting. Liberals don’t help anybody by making their own propaganda films. Give me a classy piece of work like say “Good Night and Good Luck” and I’ll take the message on board.

]]> Comment on paul mccartney to release experimental beatles track by J http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/11/17/paul-mccartney-to-release-experimental-beatles-track/#comment-388 J Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:01:46 +0000 http://www.thesharkguys.com/?p=1967#comment-388 Least interesting Beatle? I thought that was Ringo? Jaysus, let us at least hear this 'tune' before dismissing it completely. You Know my Name, Look Up The Number was a load of nonsense too but, I have to admit, I still liked it. Least interesting Beatle? I thought that was Ringo? Jaysus, let us at least hear this ‘tune’ before dismissing it completely. You Know my Name, Look Up The Number was a load of nonsense too but, I have to admit, I still liked it.

]]> Comment on Anatomy of a Noogie: Bandying About Bullies’ Brains by Greg http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/11/10/anatomy-of-a-noogie-bandying-about-bullies-brains/#comment-382 Greg Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:06:44 +0000 http://www.thesharkguys.com/?p=1885#comment-382 I wonder if this is why the professionals have dictated so many stupid, useless counter-bullying techniques. Most teachers know better but the "educators" above them keep forcing them to try nonsense. The only technique that I've ever had any success with is ... let's call it "empathy enforcement". We must have the bully experience torment of the type and magnitude that he causes. It doesn't seem civil, but maybe the geniuses behind this study can come up with a more civil way to ingrain empathy. I wonder if this is why the professionals have dictated so many stupid, useless counter-bullying techniques. Most teachers know better but the “educators” above them keep forcing them to try nonsense.

The only technique that I’ve ever had any success with is … let’s call it “empathy enforcement”. We must have the bully experience torment of the type and magnitude that he causes. It doesn’t seem civil, but maybe the geniuses behind this study can come up with a more civil way to ingrain empathy.

]]> Comment on I Got You Babe: Top 10 Karaoke Song Duets by Zoey Castelino http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/11/07/i-got-you-babe-top-10-karaoke-song-duets/#comment-379 Zoey Castelino Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:17:09 +0000 http://stephenyoung.ca/thesharkguys/?p=163#comment-379 Personally, I prefer the remake of Islands in the Stream done by ODB and Mya (for the Bullworth soundtrack) Anyone who can do Ghetto Superstar earns bonus points. But then again, I am never drunk enough to get down with my bad self and a karaoke mic. Personally, I prefer the remake of Islands in the Stream done by ODB and Mya (for the Bullworth soundtrack) Anyone who can do Ghetto Superstar earns bonus points. But then again, I am never drunk enough to get down with my bad self and a karaoke mic.

]]> Comment on Sarah Palin VS a Fruit Fly, Python and that endangered species, the radio DJ by libhomo http://www.thesharkguys.com/2008/11/03/sarah-palin-vs-a-fruit-fly-python-and-that-endangered-species-the-radio-dj/#comment-373 libhomo Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:18:38 +0000 http://www.thesharkguys.com/?p=1809#comment-373 Osama bin Palin exemplifies the Christian fundamentalists' ongoing war on science. Osama bin Palin exemplifies the Christian fundamentalists’ ongoing war on science.

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