July 2009
- 3rd Top 15 Gifts for the Patriot Who has Everything. (0)
- 2nd Toronto Garbage Strike: Talkin' Trash. (0)
- 1st Media Watch. (0)
June 2009
- 29th Toronto Garbage Strike. (3)
- 26th Michael Jackson: 1980s Kids Salute You. (0)
- 24th LCBO Strike . (1)
- 22nd 5 Bad Celebrity Father Moments. (0)
- 18th Words to Live By . (0)
- 17th As Seen on TV: Ab Circle Pro Review. (2)
- 15th Top 10 Lists. (0)
- 11th Casting Movie Adaptations of 1980s Television. (2)
- 10th A-Team Remake: We Don't Love it When a Plan Comes Together. (3)
- 8th Top 10 Lists. (2)
- 5th Signs Signs Everywhere Signs. (1)
- 4th Best Subway Movies of All Time. (4)
May 2009
- 29th Astrology and Serial Killers. Born Under a Bad Sign Part II. (1)
- 28th Astrology and Serial Killers. Born Under a Bad Sign (PART ONE). (3)
- 26th Darwin was Right. (1)
- 22nd People Who Look like the Frankenstein Monster. (6)
- 20th Top 10 Offensive Religious Art Pieces Part Two. (6)
- 18th Top 10 Offensive Religious Art Pieces Part One. (6)
- 15th Priest Writes Sex Book: Manual Stimulation?. (0)
- 13th Hurricane Ike Baby Boom. (1)
- 11th Lowering the Drinking Age. (2)
- 8th Kitchen Nightmares 101. (1)
- 6th Elevator Rules -- A guide to civility on lifts. (2)
- 4th Dumbest Game Shows of All Time. (1)
- 1st Top 10 Swine Flu Songs. (8)
April 2009
- 29th Top 10 Pop Culture Postal Workers Part II. (1)
- 27th Top 10 Pop Culture Postal Workers. (1)
- 24th 10 Annoying Motivational Speakers Part II. (0)
- 22nd 10 Annoying Motivational Speakers Part I. (5)
- 20th 7 Things you Won't Find on MTV Cribs. (2)
- 17th Drinking During Pregnancy? New Mocktail. (0)
- 16th Top 10 Taxi Driver Movies, Part II. (0)
- 14th Top 10 Taxi Driver Movies Part I. (0)
- 9th First Face and Hand Transplant in France. (2)
- 8th Top 10 Weirdest Beers . (11)
- 6th No Beer at Ball Games. (0)
- 3rd The Wrestler: Review. (0)
- 1st Madonna Angelina Jolie Adoption Spree. (2)
March 2009
- 30th US State Songs Part II. (6)
- 27th US State Songs Part I. (0)
- 25th 11 Ways Bangkok and Toronto Are Different. (8)
- 23rd Top 10 Beer Fashion Disasters. (4)
- 20th 40 Universal Truths. (1)
- 18th Top 20 TV Cop Show Cliches . (3)
- 16th Top 10 Ways to be Irish on St Patrick's Day. (2)
- 12th 10 Rihanna and Chris Brown Duet Ideas. (4)
- 11th Junk Science 101: Alcohol on TV Promotes Drinking . (0)
- 9th New York City Versus Toronto. (6)
- 6th The Fallon Gong: The Bell Tolls for Thee Jimmy Fallon. (2)
- 4th 10 Unique Implements that Have Killed People in Horror Movies, Part II. (11)
- 2nd 10 Unique Implements That Have Killed People in Horror Movies. (1)
February 2009
- 27th Stupid Sign of the Day: Especially Difficult Children. (2)
- 25th Top 10 Pissed off Primate and Murderous Monkey Movies. (7)
- 23rd Fewer Shark attacks in bad economy -- junk science story of year candidate. (1)
- 20th Baby Loves Disco -- Guns, Gangs and Gerber Not Allowed. (0)
- 18th Oscar Predictions: Weighing in on the Academy Awards . (8)
- 13th 7 Pro-Polygamy Arguments. (8)
- 11th Infidelity Rates Linked to the Economy: We are in a Grin and Bear it Market . (1)
- 9th Three Stooges Cast Shortlist . (1)
- 6th Top 8 People who Married Animals. (1)
- 5th Welcome to the Shark Guys, Humor Site Extraordinaire . (0)
- 4th Turbo Jam Working Out for Ya? . (15)
- 2nd Top 20 Worst Masked Wrestling Gimmicks, Part II. (18)
January 2009
- 30th Superbowl Primer for the Non Fan. (2)
- 29th Top 20 Worst Masked Wrestling Gimmicks of All Time, Part I. (3)
- 26th Top 10 Exploding Animals Part Two. (2)
- 22nd Top 10 Exploding Animals – Things That Go Boom! in The Night (AND DAY) Part One. (1)
- 21st Coke Sued over Vitamin Water. (0)
- 21st Stupid Label of the Day. (2)
- 19th 2008 Psychic Predictions That Were Hilariously Off The Mark Part Two. (1)
- 16th 2008 Psychic Predictions that were Hilariously Off the Mark. (0)
- 15th Stupid Caption of the Day. (0)
- 14th Guinness Book of Records Setter: Continuous TV Viewing. (4)
- 13th The Newspaper is Dead: Stop the Presses. (0)
- 12th Third-Hand Smoke? Beware the Dangers of Fourth-hand Smoke. (6)
- 8th Top 5 Moments in Junk Science, 2008 . (2)
- 7th 2009 Predictions: Guest Prognosticator in the House. (0)
- 5th Whiskey Bargains and the Most Expensive in the World. (3)
- 2nd New Anti Obesity Campaign Launched in UK. (0)
- 2nd Happy New Year Everyone!. (0)
December 2008
- 30th Mr T Versus Jack LaLanne: 3AM Pitchmen Head to Head . (1)
- 29th 2008 Deaths -- Those Who Will and Won't Be Missed. (2)
- 26th Top 10 Songs About Gin. (2)
- 24th Christmas Wishes For All From The Shark Guys. (1)
- 22nd Top 20 Crappy Christmas Tree Ornaments For Sale on Ebay. (0)
- 19th Top 20 Jesus Songs. (15)
- 17th How to survive a hangover: holiday tips. (1)
- 15th GPS for Baby Jesus. (0)
- 12th Oprah Weighs 200 Pounds Again: Lock up your cupboards. (1)
- 10th Top 10 NBA Names. (4)
- 8th How to Spot a Christmas Drunk. (0)
- 6th Neil Young and Wilco, Toronto. (4)
- 5th DVD Review Penelope *** (out of 5) . (1)
- 3rd Barack Obama Bender: All Night (Legal) Drinking for Inauguration. (0)
- 3rd Barack Obama Bender: All Night (Legal) Drinking for Inauguration!. (0)
- 1st Retired Boxer Grandpa KOs Repo Man. (0)
November 2008
- 28th Happy Black Friday . (2)
- 25th New Guns 'n' Roses Album Chinese Democracy Finally Here. (1)
- 24th Top 5 Karaoke-Inspired Acts of Violence: Carry a Tune and Run With it!. (8)
- 21st Battling the Red-Haired Menace: Happy Kick a Ginger Day. (15)
- 19th Remote Control Beer Pager: Paging Doctor Drunk. (2)
- 18th DVD Review: Redacted is Ridiculous ** (out of 5). (1)
- 17th paul mccartney to release experimental beatles track. (1)
- 14th Prince Harry meet Princess Paris Hilton. (3)
- 12th The Portable Beer Cooler: and now, a word from our sponsors. (0)
- 10th Anatomy of a Noogie: Bandying About Bullies' Brains. (2)
- 7th I Got You Babe: Top 10 Karaoke Song Duets. (3)
- 5th Barack Obama: Presidential Drinker Profile. (0)
- 3rd Sarah Palin VS a Fruit Fly, Python and that endangered species, the radio DJ. (1)
October 2008
- 31st 10 Easy Halloween Costume Suggestions. (1)
- 29th The Top 10 Horniest Cult Leaders of All Time (Part Two). (5)
- 27th The Top 10 Horniest Cult Leaders Of All Time (Part One). (0)
- 23rd 'Sick Day' Busted on Facebook: Employer Investigating. (0)
- 22nd Off the Rails: Man Drives Drunk on Train Tracks . (0)
- 20th Top 10 Drinking and Driving Songs: Contents May Shift in Transit. (13)
- 16th Top 10 Ways to Improve Baseball. (23)
- 14th Canada Votes: The Shark Guys Sink their Teeth into the Federal Election Campaign 08 . (0)
- 14th Canada Votes: The Shark Guys Sink their Teeth into the Federal Election Campaign 08 . (0)
- 14th Canada Votes: The Shark Guys Sink their Teeth into the Federal Election Campaign 08. (1)
- 13th New Hockey Theme: Happy Thanksgiving and Columbus Day Continentals. (1)
- 10th Top 10 Least Appetizing Cookbooks Money Can Buy, Part II. (4)
- 8th The Top 10 Least Appetizing Cookbooks Money Can Buy, Part I. (7)
- 6th Car Stolen with 'Stowln' License Plate: As Fortuna's Wheel Spins. (0)
- 3rd Canadian Election '08 Blooper Reel (Part II). (1)
- 1st Canadian Election '08: Campaign Blooper Reel (Part One). (0)
September 2008
- 29th Inmates Get to Order Take Out: Eat Like an Egyptian Prisoner. (0)
- 26th Cybersex Users Bummed Out, says Study. (1)
- 24th New NYC Anti-smoking Weapon: Nasty-ass matchbook images. (0)
- 22nd Welcome, welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED Shark Guys Site.... (3)
- 19th Archives. (0)
- 19th Let’s Talk About Sarah Palin’s Yabba Dabba Science. (4)
- 17th People with Less Steady Work have More Health Problems (!). (0)
- 15th 20 Tips to Improve Blog Performance. (0)
- 12th 2,000 Pints Not Quite At Her Majesty’s Request. (1)
- 10th Online Behavior Study: Racial bias in the virtual world. (4)
- 8th Shark Bite Review: Stuff White People Like: Books about themselves . (1)
- 5th Vicky Cristina Barcelona **½ / 5. (3)
- 3rd Beer Drinkers of Ontario Unite! Sign Petition to End The Beer Store Monopoly. (11)
- 2nd Our Top Ten Lists Thus Far. (2)
- 1st Our Lord of the Lilypad: 18-year-old statue pisses off the pontiff. (0)
August 2008
- 29th Top Songs about Work (and how Crappy it is!) Happy Labor Day Long Weekend. (21)
- 27th New Porn Channel Comes to Canada. (1)
- 25th Blind drunk blind man (Yes, that's right) arrested for highway joyride. (3)
- 23rd Shark-Bite Concert Review: Bob Dylan Rolls and Tumbles Through Steeltown. (1)
- 22nd Shark-Bite Movie Review: Balls of Fury -- Paddle Power. (0)
- 20th Tossed Beer Can KOs Loud-Dressing Country Star Pat Green. (5)
- 18th North Shore News. (0)
- 18th The Standard. (0)
- 18th Scene Magazine. (0)
- 18th Olympic Boozing: Would someone shut up that drunk? Oh, hello Mr. Sports Minister.. (3)
- 15th Calgary Herald. (0)
- 15th Scientists Prove Beer-Goggles Effect is Real -- Efficacy of Spitting in the Wind Currently Under Review. (0)
- 14th In the Media. (0)
- 14th The Book. (0)
- 14th Authors. (0)
- 13th Google Street Views: Big Brother is Watching You (Get Drunk and Pass out on Mom's Lawn). (1)
- 12th R.I.P. Isaac Hayes, Soul Man. (1)
- 11th Top 10 Most Violent National Anthems, Part II. (1)
- 8th Top 10 Most Violent National Anthems, Part I. (2)
- 6th The World's Worst-Sounding Booze Brand Names (Part Two). (0)
- 5th Notre Dame QB Drinks Beer! Life of as we know it is irrevocably altered. (0)
- 4th The World's Worst-Sounding Booze Brand Names (Part One). (3)
- 1st The Top 10 Best NFL Names: Dick Butkus Would Approve. (20)
July 2008
- 31st Royals Sample Carbon Neutral Beer: Chuck and Camilla Chug Cold Ones. (0)
- 30th 20 Worst City Names in North America: You Can't Beat a Dead Horse, Alaska. (27)
- 28th Drunks Shooting Stuff: …And God’s Mercy on the Wild Lawnmower Man. (0)
- 26th Shark-bite DVD Review: Heartbreak Kid: Fleecing the audience like the Patagonia product line. (4)
- 25th Drunk Moose on the Loose! Justice is Swift and Final for Drunken Toddler-Biting Beast. (0)
- 24th Happy National Tequila Day! (also, Happy Cheap Marketing Ploy Day!). (1)
- 23rd Drunk-Dialing : The Light Comic Opera. (0)
- 22nd Loud Music in Bars Linked to Increased Drinking: Health Files from the Drawer Marked 'Obvious'. (4)
- 21st Shark-Bite DVD Review: Iron Man -- Dean Martin meets the Transformers. (2)
- 16th Sleeping it off in Seattle: Drunk Attacks Cafe Manager with Fireworks and Headbutt. (0)
- 14th 25 Horrible Bands Named after Places: Music from Hell and Elsewhere. (46)
- 13th 'Cover' your Ears! The 10 Worst Bon Jovi Cover Versions of All Time. (4)
- 12th Shark-Bite DVD Review: American Gangster -- a drive-by on common sense. (0)
- 11th Blogging: 20 Tips to Increase your Readership. (0)
- 11th Shark-Bite Movie Review: Hancock -- A Few 40 ouncers short of a party. (1)
- 9th Beer Pong Video Game Taps Teen Market. (0)
- 7th Churchies Ruin Pub: 'Barstool Prophets' Send 'Em Running. (0)
- 4th Happy 4th of July! The Shark Guys' Top 10 Shopping Guide for the Patriot Who Has Everything. (0)
- 2nd Da Nose Knows! The Top 10 Cocaine Songs of All Time (Part Two). (21)
June 2008
- 30th Da Nose Knows! The Top 10 Cocaine Songs of all Time! (Part One). (4)
- 27th Crocodile Tears in your Beer: Aussie barflies get visit from baby croc. (0)
- 25th Belgian Beer Bonanza! Cantillon Brewery Tour, Brussels. (5)
- 23rd Four Words We Didn't Want to Hear On TV: George Carlin is Dead. (0)
- 20th The Ginger Man Gets the Shark Book and Dublin's Calling me to the Pubs. (4)
- 18th Coffee and Health: This week, it's good for you. (0)
- 16th Beer Acronyms: What PBR REALLY Stands for: Pretty bad refreshment . (0)
- 13th Literary Agents: Get Reputable Author Representation and Avoid Getting Scammed. (5)
- 11th Top 10 Actors Whose Crappy Movies are Guaranteed to be Shown on a Plane!. (0)
- 9th Stop the presses! Lily Allen gets too drunk at some awards gala. (3)
- 6th Shark-Bite Movie Review: Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian -- My Kingdom for a Squirrel. (0)
- 6th Welsh Criminals Asked: ‘Court or a Pub Ban?’ Answer: ‘Good morning your honor!’. (0)
- 4th Nanny State in an Uproar Over Generous Jagermeister 'Spirit Dwarf'. (0)
- 4th Nanny State in an Uproar Over Generous Jagermeister 'Spirit Dwarf'. (0)
- 2nd Russian Drunk Forgets Small Fortune on Train : Six reasons why the attendant should have kept it. (0)
May 2008
- 30th New Coke Vitamin Water (Bottle of snake oil not included). (1)
- 28th Big Deal: Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) Switches to Paper Bags, Maintains Python-like Grip on Booze Sales. (2)
- 26th Beer as Fuel, and not just for your drunk Uncle Lou's awkward advances. (0)
- 23rd Champions League Beer Shortage: Brits Drink Moscow Dry. (0)
- 21st French Happy Hour not so 'appy after all. (1)
- 21st French Happy Hour not so 'appy after all. (0)
- 19th Get 'Em When They're Young: Brewery draws fire for billboard outside primary school. (0)
- 16th The Top 10 Bouncers of All Time!. (0)
- 14th Getting Pie-Eyed on Pizza Flavored Beer and Other Strange Brews. (1)
- 12th Soon to be Dancing Behind Bars: Drunk Dancer Does a Backflip onto a Police Car. (0)
- 9th UK Study Says One in Three Hungover at Work (Other Two Still Drunk). (2)
- 7th Hillary Clinton Takes Shots, Not at Rival Obama but of Whiskey. (0)
- 5th Holy Christ in the Cornflakes! The Top 10 Oddball Jesus Sightings. (7)
- 2nd Hopping MADD at Grand Theft Auto. (0)
- 1st Shark-Bite Movie Review: Rambo -- Expat Executioner's Song. (0)
April 2008
- 30th Bear Stern: Ursa Major Mauls Mashed Mom and Have A Shark Sandwich on Us: The Shark Guys Mark 100 Blog Entries!. (0)
- 28th 'Pub Angels' to Bring Florence Drunks Back to Earth. (0)
- 28th 'Pub Angels' to Bring Florence Drunks Back to Earth. (0)
- 25th Mile Pie-Eyed Club: Drunk Duct Taped to his Seat. (0)
- 23rd Toothpaste for Boozehounds: Get your choppers your whitest, with wine, whiskey flavors. (0)
- 21st Cheap Beer in Somalia: Website Lists Prices of Pints Around the World. (0)
- 18th Punch Drunk in Aisle One: Barfly Picks Fight with Boxing Coach at Shop. (0)
- 16th Hallelujah! Now Pass the Beer Nuts: Ministry to Open in Bar. (0)
- 11th An Inconvenient Truth for Boozers: Global Warming Threatens Beer Supply!. (0)
- 9th Smoking Bans Increase DUI rates: Of Cancer sticks and stick shifts. (0)
- 7th Cheap Booze Shoplifter: “You’re calling the cops over four beers?”. (0)
- 4th Help Wanted: / Hour Boozehound. (1)
- 2nd Soccer Player DUI Bust En Route to Practice. (0)
March 2008
- 31st Root Beer Kegger: The Beer was Fake, the Breathalysers were real.. (0)
- 26th Top 10 'Bar' Songs of all time (Part II). (10)
- 24th Top 10 'Bar' Songs of All Time! (Part I). (2)
- 21st On St. Patrick's Day Even the Crack is Green. (0)
- 19th Digging that Bronze Age Booze Find. (0)
- 14th John Daly Brings Balls to Golf. (0)
- 12th Teen Girl DUI: Drunk driver, 14, with mom in car. (0)
- 10th Drunk Tank-Driver Smashes House in Vodka Run. (0)
- 7th Drunk Elvis Impersonator 'All Shook Up' in court. (0)
- 7th Drunk Elvis Impersonator 'All Shook Up' in court. (0)
- 5th 24 Hour Party People: UK decides to keep all-night drinking law. (0)
- 3rd US states consider lowering legal drinking age: Life, liberty and a legal buzz before you're 21. (2)
- 3rd US states consider lowering legal drinking age: Life, liberty and a legal buzz before you're 21. (0)
February 2008
- 29th The Top 10 Coolest Bartenders of All Time (Part 2). (8)
- 27th The Top 10 Coolest Bartenders of All Time (Part 1). (3)
- 25th Drunk bank robbery busted minutes later. (0)
- 22nd Man Streaking at Horse Race: And it's 'Drunk Idiot' by a nose!. (0)
- 20th Firewalk with me: Drunk burns feet in bonfire promenade. (0)
- 18th College Party Crackdown: UK gets serious about freshman drinking. (3)
- 15th Drunk Challenges Police Car to a Fight -- and the smart money is not on the boozer. (4)
- 13th Taxi Cab Confession: Cab driver backs over drunk guy. (0)
- 8th Drunk Teen Swallows Apartment Key! Gives 'key parties' a new meaning. (2)
- 6th Chuck E Cheese Off: No booze, cursing or gang colors at kiddie's restaurant. (0)
- 4th Drunk News Anchor!. (0)
- 1st Drink and Drive Your Way Through Grand Theft Auto!. (0)
- 1st Shark-Bite Movie Review: Soul's Code -- Khun Pleum belongs on a Wheaties box. (0)
January 2008
- 31st Nicolas Cage Suing Kathleen Turner: Cage Meet his Match?. (3)
- 30th Drunk Driver Calls 911 on Self: Hello Wisconsin!. (2)
- 25th Astronauts NOT drunk, says NASA: No 'Ground Control to Major Bombed'. (0)
- 25th Astronauts NOT drunk, says NASA: No 'Ground Control to Major Bombed'. (0)
- 22nd Drunk graffiti artist all washed up... and The Joker's Wild Life: Heath Ledger. (0)
- 21st Drunk teen and his massive bar tab! He's got it 'made in Japan'. (0)
- 18th Low Rider: Man Arrested for drunk driving a lawn mower. (0)
- 16th Drink and exercise your way to a longer life: study.. (0)
- 14th Drunk bus fight, Toronto, or next stop Haymaker Street. (0)
- 11th Hair of the Dog: Drunk pooch stumbles into vet's office. (2)
- 11th Hair of the Dog: Drunk pooch stumbles into vet's office. (0)
- 9th Woman, 110, credits her longevity to whiskey...For a taste of her whiskey, we'll give you some advice.. (1)
- 7th Robert Frost home vandalized by drunks: I shall be telling you this with a sigh. (0)
- 4th Eyes Well Damned: George MacDonald Fraser (1925-2008). (0)
- 2nd The Hooch-Drinker's Guide to The Galaxy. (0)
December 2007
- 31st Happy New Year from the Shark Guys! Tips on First Night Boozing from everybody's favorite Festive Boozing Consultants. (0)
- 31st Happy New Year from the Shark Guys! Tips on First Night Boozing from everybody's favorite Festive Boozing Consultants. (0)
- 28th Beer prices up! German consumption falls! Stay calm folks. (0)
- 26th Yes Virginia, Santa is sh*t-faced. (0)
- 24th Prison Chocolate Ban No Laugh Riot. (2)
- 21st Drunk 'Grim Reaper' Arrested: Death Warmed Over Slightly. (0)
- 19th Reindeer Games!. (0)
- 14th Shark-Bite Movie Review: I Am Legend -- I Make Bad Movie. (0)
- 14th Man drinks two pints of vodka to avoid confiscation!. (0)
- 7th Beer Pong Tables Portable? Cups Runneth Over!. (3)
- 5th I just joined AA. I still drink -- I just use a different name. (1)
- 3rd The Grinch that stole Guinness. (6)
November 2007
- 30th New York Jets Fans: Keeping up with the Jets set. (0)
- 26th Molson Beer ad campaign fizzles. (1)
- 23rd Drunks for Thanksgiving-Day Weekend. (0)
- 21st George Clooney Versus Absolutely Fabio-lous. (0)
- 19th Eat Shit! Book archives. (0)
- 14th Energy Drinks: A lot of (Red) Bull?. (1)
- 12th Beer cheaper than water – And that's a bad thing?. (2)
- 12th Beer cheaper than water – And that's a bad thing?. (0)
- 9th Shia Laboeuf drunk: actor Shia's not so 'Sunni' Disposition. (0)
- 7th Drunk Girls on Facebook: The Sh*t-Faced Femmes of Facebook. (0)
- 5th Drinking and driving in the deathmobile. (1)
- 2nd Robert Goulet: The T is silent and, sadly, so is he.... (5)
October 2007
- 31st Dead drunk, but not A dead drunk. (4)
- 29th Go Fish! The lush, the fish and the flush. (0)
- 26th Drunk at Walmart. (0)
- 26th South Africa Safari: Hey teacher, leave us kids alone!. (0)
- 24th Dui arrest for shortest drive EVER. Are we there yet? Yes!. (2)
- 22nd All the beer you can drink! (Or so you'd think...). (2)
- 20th Kentucky Derby of another kind! Scooter Lippy. (0)
- 19th Crocodile Hunter: After my smile, crocodile?. (0)
- 19th Drunk mom picks up DUI son: That's NOT Alright, Mama. (0)
- 17th Middle Class Values Boozing. (0)
- 15th The Hurricane, and the Man the Authorities Came to Blame. (0)
- 13th Heroes and knuckle sandwiches. Boozers beat back thugs from bar. (0)
- 12th Call 911! DWI is really 'Dialing while intoxicated'. (0)
- 8th Who keeps the metric system down? The EU, the EU.... (0)
- 5th Teen Smoking: Smoke 'em if you got 'em kids. (0)
- 4th Home Office at it again. (3)
- 3rd Insatiable Lover of Loverboy. (0)
- 1st EMT Phone Home. (0)
