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October 2008

September 2008

29th Inmates Get to Order Take Out: Eat Like an Egyptian Prisoner. (0)
26th Cybersex Users Bummed Out, says Study. (1)
24th New NYC Anti-smoking Weapon: Nasty-ass matchbook images. (0)
22nd Welcome, welcome to the NEW AND IMPROVED Shark Guys Site.... (3)
19th Archives. (0)
19th Let’s Talk About Sarah Palin’s Yabba Dabba Science. (4)
17th People with Less Steady Work have More Health Problems (!). (0)
15th 20 Tips to Improve Blog Performance. (0)
12th 2,000 Pints Not Quite At Her Majesty’s Request. (1)
10th Online Behavior Study: Racial bias in the virtual world. (4)
8th Shark Bite Review: Stuff White People Like: Books about themselves . (1)
5th Vicky Cristina Barcelona **½ / 5. (3)
3rd Beer Drinkers of Ontario Unite! Sign Petition to End The Beer Store Monopoly. (11)
2nd Our Top Ten Lists Thus Far. (2)
1st Our Lord of the Lilypad: 18-year-old statue pisses off the pontiff. (0)

August 2008

29th Top Songs about Work (and how Crappy it is!) Happy Labor Day Long Weekend. (21)
27th New Porn Channel Comes to Canada. (1)
25th Blind drunk blind man (Yes, that's right) arrested for highway joyride. (3)
23rd Shark-Bite Concert Review: Bob Dylan Rolls and Tumbles Through Steeltown. (1)
22nd Shark-Bite Movie Review: Balls of Fury -- Paddle Power. (0)
20th Tossed Beer Can KOs Loud-Dressing Country Star Pat Green. (5)
18th North Shore News. (0)
18th The Standard. (0)
18th Scene Magazine. (0)
18th Olympic Boozing: Would someone shut up that drunk? Oh, hello Mr. Sports Minister.. (3)
15th Calgary Herald. (0)
15th Scientists Prove Beer-Goggles Effect is Real -- Efficacy of Spitting in the Wind Currently Under Review. (0)
14th In the Media. (0)
14th The Book. (0)
14th Authors. (0)
13th Google Street Views: Big Brother is Watching You (Get Drunk and Pass out on Mom's Lawn). (1)
12th R.I.P. Isaac Hayes, Soul Man. (1)
11th Top 10 Most Violent National Anthems, Part II. (1)
8th Top 10 Most Violent National Anthems, Part I. (3)
6th The World's Worst-Sounding Booze Brand Names (Part Two). (2)
5th Notre Dame QB Drinks Beer! Life of as we know it is irrevocably altered. (0)
4th The World's Worst-Sounding Booze Brand Names (Part One). (6)
1st The Top 10 Best NFL Names: Dick Butkus Would Approve. (21)

July 2008

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April 2008

March 2008

31st Root Beer Kegger: The Beer was Fake, the Breathalysers were real.. (0)
26th Top 10 'Bar' Songs of all time (Part II). (13)
24th Top 10 'Bar' Songs of All Time! (Part I). (2)
21st On St. Patrick's Day Even the Crack is Green. (0)
19th Digging that Bronze Age Booze Find. (0)
14th John Daly Brings Balls to Golf. (0)
12th Teen Girl DUI: Drunk driver, 14, with mom in car. (0)
10th Drunk Tank-Driver Smashes House in Vodka Run. (0)
7th Drunk Elvis Impersonator 'All Shook Up' in court. (0)
3rd US states consider lowering legal drinking age: Life, liberty and a legal buzz before you're 21. (2)

February 2008

January 2008

December 2007

November 2007

30th New York Jets Fans: Keeping up with the Jets set. (0)
26th Molson Beer ad campaign fizzles. (1)
23rd Drunks for Thanksgiving-Day Weekend. (0)
21st George Clooney Versus Absolutely Fabio-lous. (0)
19th Eat Shit! Book archives. (0)
14th Energy Drinks: A lot of (Red) Bull?. (1)
12th Beer cheaper than water – And that's a bad thing?. (0)
9th Shia Laboeuf drunk: actor Shia's not so 'Sunni' Disposition. (0)
7th Drunk Girls on Facebook: The Sh*t-Faced Femmes of Facebook. (0)
5th Drinking and driving in the deathmobile. (1)
2nd Robert Goulet: The T is silent and, sadly, so is he.... (5)

October 2007

31st Dead drunk, but not A dead drunk. (4)
29th Go Fish! The lush, the fish and the flush. (0)
26th Drunk at Walmart. (0)
26th South Africa Safari: Hey teacher, leave us kids alone!. (0)
24th Dui arrest for shortest drive EVER. Are we there yet? Yes!. (2)
22nd All the beer you can drink! (Or so you'd think...). (2)
20th Kentucky Derby of another kind! Scooter Lippy. (0)
19th Crocodile Hunter: After my smile, crocodile?. (0)
19th Drunk mom picks up DUI son: That's NOT Alright, Mama. (0)
17th Middle Class Values Boozing. (0)
15th The Hurricane, and the Man the Authorities Came to Blame. (0)
13th Heroes and knuckle sandwiches. Boozers beat back thugs from bar. (0)
12th Call 911! DWI is really 'Dialing while intoxicated'. (0)
8th Who keeps the metric system down? The EU, the EU.... (0)
5th Teen Smoking: Smoke 'em if you got 'em kids. (0)
4th Home Office at it again. (3)
3rd Insatiable Lover of Loverboy. (0)
1st EMT Phone Home. (0)

September 2007

28th Duck Hunting!. (0)
27th Crazy Drunk Stuck in Chimney: Talk about blowing your stack!. (0)
25th Humor Book Takes World by Storm!! Welcome to The Shark Book. (5)

krausemouse: The gloves are weighted gloves. They aren’t just fingerless spandex gloves, they actually have 1-2 lb weights on them. I’m sure you COULD get them...

thesharkguys: @Sad Patriot. In a word: yes.

Sad Patriot: So we resort to singling out Celebrities to make a case against 911 Truthers ? MANY Professional Architects and Engineers also have questions. Should we make...

William: Why don’t they just take the alcohol out and give us water? Stupid scientists: Always messing with a good thing. If alcohol looses all of the positive...

thesharkguys: You are exceedingly welcome.