December 9, 2009 | Pics

As part of our ongoing and unwavering commitment to bringing you the finest in local journalism, we present this gem courtesy of a free Toronto subway rag, Metro. It’s free because, well, you can’t really put a price on these insights (actually you can, and their price point is about right).

For those of you unfamiliar with these publications, they’re useful for catching flecks of primer or when rolled up, for fending off particularly aggressive panhandlers on public transit.

Today’s jaw dropping revelation is benign compared to the gaffe that brought this, the ‘Little Paper that Couldn’t’ much unwanted exposure from the likes of Gawker, Torontoist, etc when they inadvertently ran full frontal male nudity in a story about, of all things, a local Santa Claus parade [NSFW!!!!! We're serious about this...]