July 29, 2009 | Rants, reviews
C.U.P.E., the Canadian Union of Public Employees is back on the job after late night hostage negotiations talks resolved outstanding issues, most notably the garbage strike which made the inside of a gym locker a preferable bouquet.
Here are 30 suggestions for what CUPE really stands for.
1. Cannot Understand Principles of Economics
2. Caught with Unconscionably Petty Entreaties
3. Causing Unbelievably Pugnacious Exchanges
4. Causing us Palpable Exhaustion
5. Can’t Understand Pay Excesses
6. Collectively Unnecessarily Pushing for Entitlements
7. Callously Using People Explicitly
8. Casually Undoing People’s Enthusiasm
9. Canadians Unwilling to Put-aside Egos
10. Causing Us People Embarrassment
11. Consistently Underestimating Profits and Equality
12. Consolidating Useless People Excellently
13. Coercing Unbelievably, Politicians Everywhere
14. Caricaturing Unfortunate People Everywhere
15. Customarily Using Politicians Easily
16. Cruelly Using the Populace Expediently
17. Conspicuously Unimportant, Perhaps Empty-headed
18. Chiseling Us, Proclaiming Egalitarianism
19. Culling, a Useful, Productive Endeavor
20. Clinging to Unimportant Piddling Endowments
21. Corrupt, Unbelievably Piffling Emissaries
22. Compounding Ugliness, Pursuing Enmity
23. Contract Untenable, Pampered Egotistically
24. Championing Unsound Principles Effortlessly
25. Carping Unusually for Puerile Ends
26. Ceasing to Understand Purpose of Efficiency
27. Comfortably Unraveling Profits Excellently
28. Comprising Utterly Pandering Envoys
29. Combative, Unpleasant, Propagators of Exaggeration
30. Consistently Undermining Performance Evaluations
omg… BRILLIANT!!