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July 23, 2009 | Pics,religion
Yep folks, there is more than one Hell.
We’re not particularly religious, except to claim membership when there’s a holiday from work to be had…That being said, here’s one religion whose collection plate we’d leave a little heavier than we found it, rather than the usual reverse.
Though we’re more accustomed to ‘cosmic bowling’ (for the uninitiated, it’s not particularly ‘cosmic’ it’s just regular bowling, glow-in-the-dark style so you can watch your ball roll down a gutter that is as lit up as the average bowler) a so-called ‘commander of the cosmic squadron’ is one of the ostensible prophets of this particular group pictured here (Click here for our previous Top 10 Horniest Cult Leaders).
From what we can gather—unfortunately, we could not delve a bit more into their teachings as their literature is currently being recycled by the city of Toronto—this group believes that lizard-like creatures (Saurians) are looking to enslave mankind by implanting some kind of robotic chip in our brains, which may or may not mean a quicker scan-through in the 8-items or less line at the supermarket but most certainly means membership in the select ‘911 Was an Inside Job‘ fraternity.
A certain prophet ‘Ptaah’—see upper right-hand corner of the picture above—“is a band of energy that exists in every where and every when. In order to communicate with us in third density, he steps down that energy ‘through the Pleiades’ in much the same way that a transformer steps down electrical energy. He speaks through Australian Jani King’, which from what we gather on Google is the world’s largest commercial cleaning franchise. This connection is yet to reveal itself as we only speak conversational ‘second density’, but if there’s carpets to be steam-cleaned and hallways to be wet-mopped, perhaps it soon will.
The ‘Pleiades’, is actually a star cluster obvious to the human eye, referenced all the way back in the Iliad and Odyssey. The Japanese name is ‘Subaru’, currently partnered with auto giant Toyota, the significance of which has also yet to reveal itself, but may still depending on how the bail out package takes hold.
Stay tuned and please check out Holy Christ in the Cornflakes! Top 10 Jesus Sightings.
it’s obvious that the carpet cleaning corporations want to us to believe that they *don’t* want to chip us, but they’re obviously behind the whole thing. It says our ‘friends’ “Beam with love.” I have a Beam central vac in the house… what if my 3rd density gets sucked right up into the wall when the magnetic rim of the vacuum hose meets the wall outlet, creating a chain reaction. Would my 3rd density end up out in the garage vacuum canister along with the cat’s fur balls and the basement spiders? Can Ptaah save me?? Lord, what to do??!!
Ptaah is a false god. Those who worship him will be smote by Pshaw!, a being capable of sending out energy waves that could curl your hair AND burn your toast.
Wow, this is ten times worse than scientology. I wonder if any celebs are part of this, Tom Cruise anyone?