February 5, 2009 | Heroes

We’ve noticed that we’ve received a slew of new readers of late, not new in that their lips still move when they read, but to put it more accurately, new to the site.

Well, despite what you are reading here, this is typically a non posting day. Yes, in the interests of keeping things fresh, like produce brought to market before being unloaded to the nearest foodbank, we maintain a strict posting regimen of three times a week, Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Of course, in the event of an occurrence so momentous it requires our immediate attention—the Obama inauguration, the air strike in Gaza, shortlist for best Lowland Terrier at the Westminster Dog Show, rest assured we’ll be at our keyboards, in our respective home bases of Toronto and Bangkok, bringing you the funny.

As depicted in the artwork above, today is a day devoted solely to research, not of the type that determines what makes the human genome tick, muscle density loss in outer space or how to build a better fuel cell, but researching what we’ve become known for: our very unique Lists. [For our previous lists, click here].

Since then, we’ve amassed the Top 20 Worst Masked Wrestling Gimmicks of All Time, Top 10 Exploding Animals, Psychic Predictions that were Hilariously off the Mark, Top 5 Moments in Junk Science, Top 10 Drinking and Driving Songs, Top 10 Psychic Predictions, Top 10 Songs about Gin and 20 Worst Christmas Ornaments Found on Ebay. These can be found here.

If there are any lists you’d like to see here, we’re open to suggestion and welcome using other people’s ideas on occasion rather than generating our own. Feel free to email us at admin@thesharkguys.com

That’s all for now, join us tomorrow for more merriment.

Cheers,

The Shark Guys