Tags: humor, New Year's Eve
Happy New Year to everyone and warmest regards to all.
We would’ve posted yesterday, however we were busy fine-tuning our How to Survive a Hangover: Holiday Tips in preparation for what will undoubtedly be another booze-soaked year, and found that some of our advice may have wanting.
Perhaps it wasn’t so much the advice itself, as it was that between us we’d consumed enough beer and cheap wine to stun an ungulate.
Still, we figured we’d continue to test the limits of the human kidney today, swill bath loads of strong coffee, and re-fortify ourselves for a Friday post in keeping with the production schedule our readers (who’ve become accustomed to free thrice-weekly comedy postings, those ever-demanding ingrates) of Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
In 09, The Shark Guys will, despite the economic downturn that has ravaged those of you with real jobs, continue to bring you the funny.
We’ve cut back on those $500 stipends doled out to interns, demanding the funds be returned and showing them the door and we’ve outsourced some of our Top 10 Lists to Southeast Asia, but rest assured, we will translate phonetic Vietnamese into what will hopefully continue to be the type of high-end, hilarity you’ve come to know, love and add to your newsfeeds.
So, we shakily raise a mug of orange pekoe tea to everyone and look forward to bringing you Cuban refugee boat loads’ worth of mirth for another, this our second, year in operation.
The Shark Guys

